Okay, so if you live in L.A., this rush hour traffic may not seem so bad…
However, the same seven rules still apply:
- Buy a motorcycle
- Make that a superbike (Yamaha R1, a.k.a. crotch rocket)
- Wear lose fitting pants (you may need to unload in them)
- Go really, really fast, and try not to hit anything
- Get some really good life insurance
- On second thought, swap number 5 for the number one spot
- Bring a clean change of underwear, in case you need to kiss your a$$ goodbye!