A Few Tips on How to Overcome Rush Hour Traffic While Cruising through Moscow

Okay, so if you live in L.A., this rush hour traffic may not seem so bad…
However, the same seven rules still apply:

  1. Buy a motorcycle
  2. Make that a superbike (Yamaha R1, a.k.a. crotch rocket)
  3. Wear lose fitting pants (you may need to unload in them)
  4. Go really, really fast, and try not to hit anything
  5. Get some really good life insurance
  6. On second thought, swap number 5 for the number one spot
  7. Bring a clean change of underwear, in case you need to kiss your a$$ goodbye!