The statistics are escalating, suggesting that over 187 million people are currently being smothered in a blanket of polar air. A portion of these people are trapped at the airport, considering that over 7000 flights have been canceled over the past two days. However, the majority of people are just sitting at home next to their computer, wishing they had an apocalyptic truck to take them away.
Well, if you’ve got the cash (or credit), we’ve got the solution:
Polar Toyota Tacoma
Why? Lightweight frame, snow shoes, and a supercharged DOHC 4.0-liter.
Toyota Hilux by Arctic Trucks
Why? Heavy duty battery, fuel/coolant heaters, and studded (run-flat) tires.
Subaru WRX Trax STI
Why? MOTEC tuned 2.5-liter turbo on a Mattrax rubber trax system.
Last summer a dead Seattle man received a ticket for parking too long in a 2-hour zone. It seems the parking enforcement officer chalked the man’s car at 9:30 AM (he was sitting in the driver’s seat, dead), and then came back in the afternoon to issue the ticket. His girlfriend located him about a half hour after he had received the ticket.